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These are quotes by *BelleTheBeauty and I usually while we are roleplaying. There are tons, TONS more, but I am only writing a few here to entertain you. I am a nice person!  Some of these quotes contain mature content, yaoi, gender-bending, etc... Read at your own discretion. You have been warned! is: Xigbar, Vexen, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Larxene, Roxas, Namine, Riku, Briga (Xigbar's Heartless), Enve (Vexen's Heartless), Zenio (Zexion's Heartless), Asi (Saix's Heartless), Ale (Axel's Heartless), Nelera (Larxene's Heartless), Braig (Xigbar's Somebody/Other), Even (Vexen's Somebody/Other), Ienzo (Zexion's Somebody/Other), Isa (Saix's Somebody/Other), Lea (Axel's Somebody/Other), Relena (Larxene's Somebody/Other), Yvette (Luxord's One Night Stand), Ventus, Vanitas. Me, or rather  is: Xemnas, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Kairi, Repliku, Sora, Ansem (Xemnas' Heartless), Adlin (Xaldin's Heartless), Auseel (Lexaeus' Heartless), Dyme (Demyx's Heartless), Rudlo (Luxord's Heartless), Li Amaru (Marluxia's Heartless), Xehanort (Xemnas' Somebody/Other), Dilan (Xaldin's Somebody/Other), Aeleus(Lexaeus' Somebody/Other), Myde (Demyx's Somebody/Other), Rould (Luxord's Somebody/Other), Lumaria (Marluxia's Somebody/Other), Eevee (Vexen's Mom), Aqua, Terra, Hideaki (Li's Boyfriend/Husband). Oh, and DiZ is who we use to refer to Ansem the Wise. If we say "Ansem" we mean Xehanort's Heartless, not Ansem the Wise. And Li Amaru usually goes by Li, and she is a girl just so you know. You'll have to go look at pictures of her in my gallery to find out why. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: *Looking at Deviation while talking on the phone to Vexen* Aww! We're girls! Vexen: *Excited and like a Valley Girl* Like totally! *Normal tone* What are we talking about? ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: I hate you too much to kill you. Marluxia: ...What? Vexen: I hate you too much to kill you. Marluxia: ...I'm confused. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I can't believe you, leaving me at the party and telling me you'll be back or be here later, and going off and having sex. Marluxia: Am I in trouble? Axel: No, not yet. Marluxia: Yet? Axel: Most important question, you must answer now. Marluxia: What? Axel: Was it a blonde? Marluxia: Yes, he was blonde. Axel: Then no, you're not in trouble. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Where are you working? Demyx: Where am I working? Xigbar: At the club. Demyx: At the club. Saix: And what do you do at the club? Demyx: What do I do at the club? Xigbar: You perform. Demyx: I perform! Saix: Xigbar! I don't like this! Xigbar: He'll be fine! Demyx: I like it, I play music! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: It's beautiful... How did you find this place? Xemnas: Sometimes when I wanted to write poetry, I'd try to find the most peaceful place, and I found here. Do you like it? Saix: I love it... Xemnas: Good. I didn't just bring you here for your amusement though. There's a catch. Saix: Oh, okay. Xemnas: Saix, I love you. Saix: I love you, too. Xemnas: You know, I can write just about anything. I can write about leaves, I can write about popcorn, and I can write about you, to an extent. Nothing I say, nothing I write, no words can really capture you, and that's fine. Sometimes I get frustrated, because I want you to know how much I love you. A lot of people I can write about, their personalities, their looks, but everything you do is indescribable. There are no words for you. I love you. Saix: I love you, too. Xemnas: And well… *Gets down on his knee* Saix. Saix: *With voice shaking * Yes? Xemnas: Will you marry me? Saix: ..Yes! Xemnas: You will? Saix: Yes! Xemnas: *Puts the ring on her finger* Saix: *Hugs him* Xemnas: *Picks her up and spins her, then kisses her* Saix: I don't know what to say... Xemnas: You don't have to say anything. You saying yes is all I wanted. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Honestly, honestly, I've never met anyone so damn selfish in my life! You're not even listening to me complain! Xigbar: Actually I am. I wouldn't miss this. Li: You're not caring, that's selfish! Do you understand? Xigbar: Yes. Li: Glad you understand. Now that you understand that, do you understand that you're ruining my life!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Ale: Let's go to space, or the ocean, or the aquarium. I want to go somewhere, can we go? Luxord: Sure, when? Ale: Tuesday. Luxord: That was oddly specific. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: I jumped on the bed and I made some messes, and everyone hates me. Asi: Why!? Dyme: Because I'm bad. But that's okay, I like it. Asi: You like that they hate you!? Dyme: Yeah, because they can't help but love me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: I drew on your Berserkers. Saix: You drew on my Berserkers? Demyx: Yep. They're colorful now. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: None of you can know. Asi: What, you suck so much! Luxord: *Sticks his tongue out* Asi: Why you, I oughta jump this counter and kick your ass! Luxord: I'd like to see you try. Asi: Hey, I probably might could beat you up! Luxord: I won't give you anymore tips. Asi: I love you. Luxord: That's what I thought. Asi: You are so the best. Marluxia: Suck up. Asi: He's rich! ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Why is Marluxia watching us with his face pressed to the window? Xigbar: Because he's a strange one. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Are you open? Asi: ...I will be for you. Ansem: Oh, is that so? Asi: Yeah... Ansem: See, Xemnas, I told you. Everything can be anything you want it to be, whenever you want it to be, as long as you play your cards right. Xemnas: But you didn't do anything. Ansem: Well it doesn't matter if you're playing with a great deck. *On the other side of the room, a few seconds later* Dyme: *Cracking up* That was so corny! Vexen: *Laughs* Damn it, Dyme, I was being good! Dyme: So... Funny! *Laughs* Xigbar: *Comes in* Woah, what? Dyme: *Cracks up* Xigbar: I've never seen him laugh, what happened? Seriously, did someone die? Dyme: *Laughs* I love people. I hate them, I love them. I don't know, I have mixed emotions. I think. *A few minutes later* Xemnas: Ansem... Ansem: Yeah, Xemnas? Xemnas: You're such a loser. *Leaves with Ansem* Dyme: ...He really is. Dyme and Vexen: *Crack up* ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: You have to stop being mean. Luxord: What'd I do!? Xigbar: Has Ale ever had a friend over? Luxord: No. Xigbar: He's in college, that's not normal! Luxord: You're not normal, I don't judge you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: *Leaning against the door* It's about time, now open up and let me in! Saix: Fine! Demyx: You're not allowed in here, Dyme! You're just the public! Dyme: So are you! Demyx: I have special permission! Dyme: Well so do I! Demyx: Do you really? Dyme: No, now let me in! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Let me open! Dyme: I didn't mess with you! Saix: Children, play nice! Demyx: I tried, but Dyme's so darn mean. Dyme: He says darn, it's damn, damn! Saix: He says that, too. Dyme: I see, it's a conspiracy. Demyx: What is? Dyme: You act all goody-goody when I'm around to make me look bad. Demyx: No. Dyme: Oh yeah, I heard it. He's better around me, right? Saix: Well, it is true. Dyme: That's right, you suck. Saix: Okay, I didn't say that. Dyme: Yes he did. In a voice only I can understand. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: You're a liar. Dyme:: Oh Demyx, have I ever told you how I don't give a damn!? Demyx: No, Dyme, you haven't. Why don't you tell me about it? Saix: That had to be the worst thing you ever said. Demyx: Oh look, I found a dime on the floor! Saix: You're asking for it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Now shut up, Demyx, and help me think! Demyx: Okay, I know you need all the help you can get. Marluxia: Is that what they do, insult each other? Saix: It's how they bond. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Okay! Dyme: You're in!? Demyx: I'm in! Saix: It's worse when they're getting along. Marluxia: Oh God... ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: We're surrounded by idiots. Demyx: And you're the biggest one of them all. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: Good morning. Marluxia: Isn't it though!? It's the most beautiful day ever! Xaldin: Shut up, Marluxia. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Hi, Asi's brother, I'm the idiot you talked to! Saix: Hi, idiot, I'm the brother. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I did things you wouldn't like, Marly. I hung out with your sister. Marluxia: Did you say I would like it or wouldn't? Axel: Wouldn't. Marluxia: Why would you do that!? Axel: Okay, what would you say if I said you would like it? Marluxia: I... I don't know. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: That's right, you can't handle me. Saix: No, I think that the problem would be that it would be too much trouble for me to keep my hands off of you. Marluxia: Ooh, is that it? Saix: Yes, I'd have trouble not ringing your neck. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Do you like cats? Axel: Yeah. Demyx: I got you a cat! Axel: Really!? Demyx: Yeah! Wanna see it!? Axel: Yeah! Demyx: *Goes and comes back dressed like a cat* Meow! Axel: Look, you're my very own kitty! Demyx: Yeah! Axel: Come on, kitty, let’s go to the back... Asi: Oh my God... Marluxia: I seriously thought he was talking about a little cat! Asi: I know! I kinda wanted to see it! Saix: What the hell are you two talking about, I didn't see a damn thing. *Walks away* Marluxia: Yeah... That may be the best thing to do... ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You are officially off my Guest List. You're not invited to the party in my head. Saix: And you're still on my Go To Hell List. Marluxia: *Gasps* Saix, that's just plain mean! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I guess you feel good. Saix: About? Li: About knowing what was going to happen. Saix: I never said I wanted to be right. Li: Sure. Saix: I didn't. I wish someone would prove me wrong. Show me it's not true. Li: What's not true? Saix: All men are bastards. Li: Not all of them. You're not. You're mean and cold. Maybe that's why I like you. You don't like me enough to hurt me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Ha, I got a cookie! Did you get a cookie? Axel: No! Demyx: No. Who did? Me. Ha! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were being mean to me. Saix: Good thing for me you usually don't know that much. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: It's really neat in here. Zenio: Thank you! Li: You're obsessive compulsive, aren't you? Zenio: Yes, I am... Enve: You should move something. Li: Why? Enve: Because it's great. Li: *Moves something* Zenio: ...*Fixes it* Li: *Giggles* Enve: See. Zenio: Do I still dread going over to your house? Enve: No, it's uh, nice and neat and perfect. Li: It's messy, isn't it? Enve: Shh, I'm trying to lie. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Ice cream! *Jumps out of the moving tour bus* Luxord: Do not tell me that your son just jumped out of a moving... Saix: My son did not jump out of a moving vehicle. Luxord: Yes he did. Ale: He'll do anything for ice cream. Luxord: Apparently. Saix: This is what Demyx will do for a Klondike bar. Luxord: ...Well, I hope he's hurt. Ale: I don't. I like him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Lexaeus:: Did someone just, jump, out? Ale: Demyx did. He saw ice cream. Zexion: What, we lost him for freakin' ice cream, I hope he drowns in it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Do you want ice cream!? Ale: Yay! Demyx: Yay! Luxord: Don't encourage him to be stupid, Ale. ---------------------------------------------------------- Namine: Why are you talking to yourself? Demyx: I'm not. Namine: Yes you were. Demyx: I was singing. Namine: No you weren't. Demyx: I was pretending to sing. Namine: Demyx, that's just stupid. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: That's your weapon, Demyx! Demyx: No, this is an instrument, Axel... ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: *Glances to where Luxord and Xigbar are hiding, listening to the conversation* Can I help you two? Luxord: Who? Saix: You. Luxord: We're not here. We're part of your imagination. Saix: Then I need to stop imagining. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Damn you, Xaldin! Xigbar: What'd he do to you? Luxord: I'm not sure, I just had a feeling that I should damn him... *A few minutes later* Luxord: Damn you, Xaldin! Damn him to bloody hell! He broke my teapot! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Well we don't get good reception here. Saix: I wonder why. Xemnas: Because, we don't exist, and neither does our reception. ---------------------------------------------------------- Roxas: You look like a mama's boy! Zexion: How long did you take on your hair? Demyx: Leave me alone! You know what, you'll miss me, and do you know where I'll be!? With my mama! Saix: That wasn't your best argument. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: You got me in trouble! Xemnas: You got yourself in trouble! Axel: I did not say, "Axel, you're in trouble," Superior. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: We can't just break into their house! Saix: This is rude. Luxord: Rude, I'm a pirate! ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Saix, do you like cake? Saix: Yes. Luxord: Because Xaldin made a chocolate cake for after dinner. Saix: Yay! Xemnas: No, that's mine! Luxord: ...No it isn't. Xemnas: But, Saix has his cookies, I have the cake! Luxord: Xaldin made it for everyone to enjoy, and you're not everyone. Xemnas: Don't I get anything!? Luxord: No, you're practically married. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: At least we all learned something. Axel: What? Luxord: I don't remember, I frankly don't care. Xigbar: Then I guess we didn't learn much. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Do you know what, do you know what!? Do you know what!? Luxord: No, we don't! Xigbar: I don't know anything! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: And whose fault is that? Luxord: I don't know. Axel's. That's right, everyone blame Axel for their problems! ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: You gave him your whole jar of cookies!? Saix: I have more. Luxord: Oh, forgive me for implying that you gave them all to him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: How long do we have before he gets back? Saix: About four days, maybe less. Luxord: Damn, I want more time. Saix: You have it. Luxord: I do, don't I!? Well no one fear, the Time God is here! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Why aren't they here? Marluxia: They're not here. Axel: I know, I asked why they aren't here. Marluxia: Oh! Axel: I do listen to you, whatever you may think. Marluxia: Apparently I don't listen to you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: I hate that coat! Luxord: Do you know what we should do? Saix: Burn it? Luxord: We should accidentally set fire to it! Saix: Axel can do that! Axel: He'll know it was me! Saix: All the better! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Something’s wrong with the world. Marluxia: Well, maybe if you weren't emo in the corner. Zexion: If I wasn't emo in my corner then I'd be a part of the world and something would be wrong with me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Vexen's sick. Axel: No... Marluxia: Yes! Every bad thing in the world is going to happen to him... I won't be surprised if he gets hit by a comet. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Poor phones. I mean, they don't do anything, it's the people on the other end who do it! And yet the phone's the one who gets thrown! Xemnas: I'm sorry, I was angry. Xigbar: But DiZ did it, don't take it out on the phone. Xemnas: Sorry, I was angry. Xigbar: But not at the phone, man. At least have the decency for the phone to throw it at DiZ. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: It's not sunny over there like it is over here. Marluxia: It's because he's emo. Axel: What does he do, zap the sun!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You think you're better than me, well you're not! You think you're all that and a bag of chips, don't cha? I don't even like potato chips. Actually I do, that one kind. Vexen: You're insane! Marluxia: I am not! I'm watching you! Egad! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: *In the morning after he's been up for thirty minutes, and Vexen's still asleep; Jumps on the bed and leans over Vexen, who opens his eyes* My dear genius, how do I turn on the light? Vexen: *Sighs and gets out of bed; Goes to the lamp and turns it on* Marluxia: Oh, that's how you do it! Thank you, I kept putting my finger in the light socket... Vexen: Good thing you're not like Demyx, then... ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: I swear if he doesn't shut up I will throw him off of that ride! Let’s kill him now and get it over with, because I'm not going to listen to his pansy ass all day! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: I can really say I'm emo right now. Axel: "My friends are making me have fun, I hate my life!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: It looks like both of us are sad. Demyx: I'm not! Vexen: Well see, I said 'both of us,' implying me and Marluxia. If I had said ‘we're’ then you'd be implied, but I said 'both,' meaning two. So who's the idiot here? Demyx: But I'm not sad! So I may be an idiot, but I'm a happy idiot! So what's better, being a happy idiot or a sad genius? A happy idiot! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: You lose at life. Saix: Is that why I'm with you? Xemnas: No, you're trying to win. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Do you really wanna hit me? Xemnas: *Hits him* Demyx: You know you wanna hit that, you know you wanna hit that, hit that! Saix: Oh, is that it? Xemnas: D-Demyx! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: He hates to wake up early! I woke him up one time, and he was like, "What time is it?" "Ten-thirty." "Ten-thirty, what's wrong with you, man!?" What the hell!? Demyx: You lose the game. Xigbar: Why do I lose the game!? What did I do!? Demyx: No, I was trying to say you lose at life! Xigbar: Great, now I lose the game, too! ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: Shouldn't you, oww! Namine: No, I shouldn't oww, I'm not in any pain. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I hate you! Marluxia: No you don't. Axel: Okay, when I say I love you, you tell me no I don't! What do I do? Marluxia: You shut up. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: What'd I do to you!? Larxene: I just wanted to hurt someone! Demyx: But I'm not hurt. Larxene: *Turns around and glares* Demyx: Oh wait, yeah, oww, pain! My arm! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I quit. Xemnas: Oh no you don't. I own your soul! ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: Hmm. *Hugs Xehanort* Thank you... I love the night. Xehanort: I know... I'm sorry for keeping you locked up. I know you're miserable... Isa: I'm only miserable when you're not there... When you're there its fine, and when you're there it beats the misery anyway. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xehanort: Look, this is your little brother. Lea: *Looks at him in horror about another baby being there* Xehanort: No, he's different. He'll be here all the time. Lea: *Runs to his room* Xehanort: Well that didn't go over too well. ---------------------------------------------------------- Even: Just don't mess with me and it will be fine. Myde: Hi! Even: ...Hello. Myde: I'm Myde! Even: I'm Even... Myde: Nice to meet you! Even: Yes... ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: What are we having for lunch, Ienzo? Ienzo: We're having whatever I make, and you'll all like it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Braig: Lumaria proposed to Even. Xehanort: Oh, because you're blonde. Even: What? Xehanort: I don't know why I didn't see that coming. He's already told us that he'll get with a blonde. He's already told Myde that. He would have told Rould that if Rould wasn't with someone. See Even, you can't let things get to you. Braig: Yeah, Even, you're not that special! Even: ... Dilan: *Laughs* Xehanort: I didn't say that. Braig: That's what it sounds like to me. What about you, Dilan? Dilan: Sounds like you're just another blonde. ---------------------------------------------------------- Braig: It's amazing how he can always find something to complain about! Dilan: It's because he's emo. Ienzo: Who the hell is calling me emo now? Dilan: Xehanort. Xehanort: I did not! Dilan: Even. Even: Hm? Dilan: See, it was Even. Even: What!? Dilan: You know, you did it? Even: What? Dilan: You know, it, what we were talking about? Even: No. Dilan: God Even, you're such a liar. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: But you're Xemnas's puppy! You're his love puppy! Saix: What!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: You told him he can't love Myde!? Xemnas: Yes. Saix: But... Oh yes, that's right. We don't feel love... How foolish of me. Xemnas: Are you okay? Saix: Yes. I just seem to forget sometimes. Xemnas: Lately, I have too. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Temper, temper! Axel: Argh! Xemnas: What are you doing? Axel: I'm storming away! *Slams the door* ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I sense the Darkness in you... Luxord: Well this is bloody brilliant, just how I wanted to spend my Friday! Xigbar: ...Rould? Luxord: Yes, who the hell are you, freaky, cloaked, thing? ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: How'd it happen to you? Luxord: I was just taking a walk, you know!? Just walking, and thinking, and not doing anything! I'm just walkin', and the next thing I know I'm being bloody attacked! So now I'm mad, so then I'm kickin' them around, and it starts rainin' laser beams! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Hey, come here. Marluxia: Hey, no. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: It's been a quiet dinner, only four people have talked. Saix: I thought it was five... No, you're right, it was four. Demyx: Mommy? Saix: Don't listen to me... I'm counting you twice. Demyx: Are there two of me? Do I have a twin? I'd like to know, because they're long and lost! No, that came out wrong! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: ...Stop talking to me! Saix: Are the voices in your head going at it again? Demyx: Yes, and they keep going to commercials! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Number IX, I will not put up with your tomfoolery! Demyx: I'm not fooling around with Tom, you're going to make Axel jealous! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: Braig, don't bother people. I know it's hard for you, but don't do it. See, normal people, they don't like people like you, you annoy them. You're hazardous to their health. Braig: You know... I actually feel insulted... It's not cool. Dilan: Wow, not cool? Great comeback, I'm so proud of you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xehanort: *Sneezes* ...Well, bless me! Even: Sorry, I have no religion. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: Master Ansem said that if you give a beggar something then they'll come back for more. Even: Yes, that's what happened with you, Braig. You taught him his lesson. Braig: *Growls* Dilan: Anyway, yes, if you take someone in off the street, they might stay. Even: Yes, like you, Braig! Braig: Hey! Dilan: Now, now, gentlemen, if we can be called that, I have something to say, damn it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: What do we do with him? Even: I don't know... Xehanort: We can't leave him on the floor. Isa: *Sighs and walks over to Myde* Come on, honey, come with me. Myde: Okay... Isa: *Takes his bags and walks away with him* ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: *Gives Myde strawberry milk* There you go. Myde: It's pink... *A few minutes later...* Dilan: Will you two shut up!? I'm not going to be nice, I'm just going to flat out tell you to shut up. Isa and Braig: *Look down* Myde: ...I've never had anything pink before... Braig, Isa, and Dilan: *Bust out laughing* *A few minutes later...* Myde: Can I have some more pink stuff? Isa: Of course. *Walks away* Ienzo: Where the hell did you dig this kid up? Dilan: He was told to come here and we'd give him food. Ienzo: Who told him!? Dilan: People on the street. Ienzo: Well people on the street need to get off of it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Myde: Were you bad? Lea: No, this is the laws fault. If they didn't have any laws, I wouldn't be breaking them. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: But we can't die yet, we have important information to tell you, Isa! Braig: Hell yeah! If that little emo kills me then I'll come back and haunt him! And if Aeleus kills me, then I'll probably stay dead! ---------------------------------------------------------- Myde: You only put up with me because I'm here... Isa: Is that what you think? Myde: I know, and I want to say that all of you care about me, but I'm afraid that if I get too close then you'll all leave me... Isa: *Goes and sits by him* Don't think that way, okay? We're not leaving you... Myde: Really? Isa: Yes. Myde: Okay... Isa: And look, if something ever happens, since we're the experiments, and we ever have to leave for whatever reason, then you're coming with me. Myde: Really? Isa: Yes. If I leave, then you'll come with me. Myde: You don't have to take me, you know? Isa: I know. Myde: Then why will you take me? Isa: I want you to come with me. Myde: *Hugs him* I love you. Isa: I love you too. Myde: I don't think anyone's ever said that back to me... Isa: I can't think of any reason why they wouldn't. ---------------------------------------------------------- Braig: He gets away with everything! I don't care, I just don't care... Dilan: Yes you do. Braig: I know, don't remind me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: This isn't right! Even: No it isn't! Braig: Injustice! Aeleus: *Nods* Braig: Injustice! Dilan: We're all mad. Ienzo: It's Xehanort's fault! Dilan: It is! Ienzo: I say we throw him out of a window! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ienzo: *About Isa* He gets away with anything! He'd probably get away with killing one of us in our sleep! Dilan: I sure hope not! Ienzo: Probably! "Oh, Xehanort, I forgot to tell you, I murdered Ienzo in his sleep last night, I hope you don't mind." "Oh, no, you're Isa, if you did it then it has to be right!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Ienzo: *About Xehanort* Can we throw him out of a window? Dilan: I don't think you could, and no, Aeleus can't. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ienzo: All Isa has to do is smile and, "Can I take Myde?" and, "Sure. You can kill Ienzo in his sleep, too." ---------------------------------------------------------- Rould: The game’s not over. Lea: It's never over, is it? I mean, can't winners become losers and losers become winners? Rould: Yes, the game's never over. Lea: It's not over till you die, right? Rould: Yes. So I guess right now we're both losers in our game. But it's not over yet. We can still become winners. As long as you're happy in the end, then you win. And this game may end soon, but another one should start, but it will be different. Lea: Because no game is the same twice! Rould: Yes, games are all chance. ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: Oh, please! Rould: Oh, don't "oh please" me, I don't please anyone! ---------------------------------------------------------- Rould: *While drunk* It's mine, mine! Isa: *While drunk; Takes the rum* Rould: That's mine! You're evil! You're a girl! Isa: I am not! Rould: Yes you are! You act like a girl, you're evil like a girl, you cook like a girl, you clean like a girl, you listen to Britney like a girl! And you know what, you're pretty like a girl! Isa: I assure you I'm not a girl. Rould: Then what are you? Isa: What do you think!? Rould: I don't know... Isa: Well that's your problem. It sounds like a personal one, so it's yours. Rould: But you're a girl! Isa: I am not! Rould: If it walks like a duck and it acts like a duck and it sounds like a duck then it must be a duck! Isa: I don't remember any ducks, Rould... Rould: I'm not talking about seeing ducks... Isa: Are they blind ducks? ---------------------------------------------------------- Myde: You're like one of those guys, Ienzo! One of those, guys, you know!? Dilan: Well there you go, Ienzo, you're a guy! Ienzo: What... The hell... Was that? ---------------------------------------------------------- Braig: You're so damn mean. Rould: Why do you say that? Braig: You told me so. ---------------------------------------------------------- Even: I hate you all... Xehanort: Hate's a strong word... Even: I, hate, you, all... ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I went to the guy's house. Saix: The guy? What guy? Li: The guy! Saix: What are we, in RENT? ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I'm going to be a model if it kills me. Saix: Sounds like a dangerous career. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Let's play Clue! Saix: I like Clue! You get to be a murderer, if you're lucky! Li: *Giggles* Ha, you're psycho! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: *Texts Vexen "You've been gayed"* Vexen: *Texts Ansem back "You've lost the game"* Ansem: You bitch. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Will you be okay walking home? Saix: I don't know. Li, if we have to walk home do you have your gun? Li: I always have it. Saix: We're good. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Happiness deserves death, or something. Asi: He's emo, we don't know why. Marluxia: Cool. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I don't want to start a life! Li: Do you want to end it, because you're getting pretty close! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: You're psychotic! Li: Go ahead, keep telling the crazy person they're psychotic, they won't shoot you! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I love you, you're one of my friends. Right now, I don't want to see you, because I'll blow you up. *Kisses Axel's cheek* Now get out! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: *Runs into the room, closing the door and locking it* Marluxia: Who are you? Asi: This is Axel, the gay boyfriend. Marluxia: Hey! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Axel, I will rape you with my garden hoe! Axel: Damn! ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: Once again, I freakin' pwn you all! Stupid boys... That's another thing that's good about Namine! She's totally a girl! Axel: *Laughs* Oh, that's totally awesome! Sora: *Claps* I'm so happy you can tell what gender people are! Kairi: I'm surprised you know what gender means, Sora! ---------------------------------------------------------- Sora: Defend me from her! Riku: I can't! Sora: What kind of boyfriend are you? Riku: The kind with a sick amusement. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Oww! Axel: What!? Dyme: Maybe I was hurt, maybe I was in pain. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Marly failed! Asi: Failed what? Dyme: His chemistry test! Asi: Oh, I didn't know what you meant that he failed. Dyme: Marly fails anyway, because I'm the epic win here. Asi: That's what I thought you meant. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: *Throws his cup at Marly* Marluxia: Oww! Asi: Dyme! Dyme: He's being a brat, and you told him not to! I mean, at least I listen, then you turn your back and I'm bad, but I don't do it in front of your face! That's just disrespectful! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: You're not going to hide when we have guests. Lexaeus: No, if Marluxia ever comes to the door, then I'm going to pound him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: I'll just call you lollipop! Li: Please don't. I've seen the way you act with those things... ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Don't touch me, just watch! *Sticks his head in a puddle* Vexen: Brilliant. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: I had important business to attend to. Zexion: You ran like hell. Enve: That was important. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Do you want to put her to sleep by pricking her finger? Zexion: Been there, done that. Marluxia: Apple? Zexion: Been there, too. Marluxia: Lock her in a room? Zexion: That usually works... Oh, but that one girl got out, with mice. Marluxia: Eww! Ooh, what about locking her in an hourglass!? Zexion: Ye- No, I think someone's done that, too. Marluxia: Dang, all the good ideas are taken! Zexion: There are a lot of girls who get in the way... Wait, I know! We will banish her to a new dimension, so she can never return! Marluxia: How are we going to do that? Zexion: A magic waterfall! Marluxia: Do you have one of those- Zexion: Yes. Marluxia: -in your pocket? Zexion: Not in my pocket! In the garden! Marluxia: That one waterfall!? I didn't know it was enchanted! Zexion: Yes. Marluxia: You could tell me these things, in case I ever fall in I'll know what's going on. Zexion: That one waterfall's enchanted. ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: You're not a queen, Marluxia, you were made one by Zexion to be his pawn! Marluxia: You don't have to say I'm not queen. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: We didn't want your queendom! We just wanted to find someone to finish each other's songs, damn it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: She encouraged this. Li: Oh, I thought it was romantic. Marluxia: You've been watching the magic mirror too much. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zenio: Where the hell are we? Ansem: I don't know, but I quite like it. Everything's shiny and I can see myself in it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: If he's the prince of your dreams you better go to sleep so you can dream about him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: She met a prince! Marluxia: So? Vexen: She's in love! Marluxia: *Gasps* Not love! *Runs to Saix* No baby, not love! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: And they took that stuff from that cabinet that you said I'm not allowed to touch. Luxord: What? Asi: Yeah, that cabinet with all the bottles I'm not allowed to open, they took it all. Luxord: They took my alcohol... ---------------------------------------------------------- Adlin: I'll do it tomorrow. Saix: You will do it today. Adlin: I'll think about it. Saix: I've thought about it for you, and you'll do it. Adlin: I'll take my dear sweet time. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Will you stop complaining!? Xaldin: Will you stop being an idiot!? Xigbar: Look, the desert was just calling me! Xaldin: It was calling you an idiot, like I am! |
| Xemnas: Do you smile? Saix: I can. Xemnas: Will you one day? Saix: Perhaps... Xemnas: Will you let me be the one to make you? Saix: If you want to, then yes. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: You're beautiful, you know? I know you probably hear that all the time, and I'm just a human. Saix: Don't say that. Xemnas: What? Saix: That you're just a human. Xemnas: But it's true. Saix: No... Those words, they mean the same when said by a human or an Elf... They could mean more when said by a human even... Xemnas: Oh, I didn't mean that. It's just, it's true. I know, that, Elves aren't that friendly with humans right now... Saix: You don't have to judge me because I'm an Elf. Xemnas: Oh, no! I didn't mean to do that, I... I'm just messing things up again, aren't I? Saix: I'm not mad at you, you didn't do anything wrong, and you didn't mean anything by it. Just please don't... Xemnas: You really are beautiful... And you're wise... You're perfect, everything about you... Saix: Thank you... Xemnas: You know, you really do need to smile more... Saix: What? Xemnas: You know, we've already talked about this. Saix: Yes, I remember. Xemnas: You need to smile more... How can I make you smile? Saix: I can't tell you that, can I? That would take away the fun. Xemnas: But I would do anything… I would do anything to see a smile grace your lips. You really are perfect... Saix: Thank you, but I assure you I have my flaws... Xemnas: No, I could look at you all day and never get tired of it... You're just so different. I don't even know you, and I know that there's just something about you... I guess the fact that you're perfect... There's nobody like you. You make me feel like I do have a reason for being here, that I am doing something right. You give me hope. You give me, a renewed sense of purpose. You make me want to end this war, so you can go on with your life, and be happy... *Gasps* Oh, no, I'm sorry! I, uhh, oh... I have to go, yes. Umm, good bye! *Runs* Saix: *Reaches for him* Oh! *Sighs* ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Will you always be with me? Saix: I can't promise that I'll never get sent somewhere that you can't come. Demyx: No! Saix: But I'll always be with you. Just because I'm not always around you, or right here, I'll never leave you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Well, you failed in pushing me away... Luxord: You already know what I think. I've told you, twice. Xigbar: In roundabout ways. Luxord: Yes, alright, they were only in roundabout ways. Do you want me to just tell you? Xigbar: No, I'm not asking for you to do that. That's not why I brought you here. I wanted to talk about something else, actually. Luxord, I want to help you. Luxord: Help me? Xigbar: Yeah, to help you be happy... Even more happy... And, if you ever need me, then I want to help you... I want to help you forget... And if you ever get tired of me, and kick me out, then that's okay. You can kick me out anytime you want. And if you kick me out one day, then know that I'll still be there for you the next day. Luxord: Xigbar... There's a flaw in your plan... You've already helped me... You make life bearable. And sure, I'm still mean, but I'm not the same cold, cruel person I was... And I won't ever kick you out... Xigbar: Do you ever want to sometimes? Luxord: Not really... No, what I want from you is for you to be close to me... I don't care if you love me, or hate me, just as long as you're there with me... I could live moderately happy. Xigbar: Is there any way for me to make it where you'd live better than just moderately happy? Luxord: Yes, there is. I'd live completely happy if you loved me back. Xigbar: Luxord, there's a flaw in your plan. Luxord: What!? Xigbar: You don't do well when people tell you you have flaws, do you? Luxord: No. Xigbar: Well, there's a flaw. You assume things. Luxord: Like? Xigbar: You never considered that I'd love you back. Luxord: Well, no... Xigbar: That's your flaw of thinking... See, you assume things... Luxord: What should I assume? Xigbar: You could do more than assume... Luxord: What could I do? Xigbar: You could know. Luxord: How could I do that? Xigbar: Isn't it obvious? Luxord: ...I guess not. Xigbar: Luxord, I love you back. Luxord: Well, I love you more. Xigbar: Oh, why? Luxord: I don't know... I just wanted to tell you that I loved you again... I never thought that you'd love me back... I've never loved anyone, and no one's ever loved me, and that was fine... And I thought it would never happen, since it hadn't happened for so long, but I guess I was wrong... ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: What's something you've always wanted? I don't care if it's ridiculous or impossible even. Xigbar: Alright, I want a star. That's impossible, right? Luxord: Yes. Xigbar: Then I want a star. Luxord: Okay, I'll give you something even better, because I always win... *Kisses him* Xigbar: ...You win. Luxord: Yes, because a kiss beneath the stars is even better. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Xaldin is going to be fighting with you today. Roxas: Well why, I didn't do nothin' to him! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: We'll just have to find that Superior guy. I think his office was this way... Xemnas: *Comes out of the Darkness in front of Axel* Axel: Argh! *Runs behind Marluxia* Oh my God! Marluxia: *Takes a step back* Ho shit, man, he just came out of thin air, thin air, man! Xemnas: You neophytes need to go to your rooms! Axel: What!? Xemnas: You neophytes need to go to your rooms! I will not stand for this insubordination! Marluxia: What, the hell did you just call us twice, and what the hell did you just say? ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: *Leaves* Marluxia: *Whispers* I'll get you... ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You're too sexy! Axel: I'm too sexy for Kingdom Hearts! Marluxia: Too sexy for the moon! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You freakin' camera whore! You just like the clicky sound, don't you? Axel: Click, click, click. The clicky sound is my crack. Marluxia: The flash is mine. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: So how'd you tell him? Axel: I didn't... Marluxia: What!? Axel, Axel! You need to go stay in Wonderland for a while, maybe then you'll learn some sanity! Think about it, think about it! Are you thinking about it!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Beauty's been abolished, so I have to leave. Everyone knows I'm the beautiful one. Xigbar: I don't believe you! Xemnas: Hair like silver, eyes like gold. Xigbar: You're praising yourself! Xemnas: Skin like copper. Shall I continue? Xigbar: No, I'm perfectly fine, thank you. I'm graced by your presence every day. Xemnas: How do you live with yourself without throwing yourself at me? Xigbar: The self control that I have to exhibit each day, you have no idea how much it takes out of me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Maybe they're going to sacrifice us. Xigbar: The gods wouldn't like me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: And then I met Marluxia. Lexaeus: And what a sad day that was. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Call me if you need me. Demyx: *Calls him on the phone* I need you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Dyme is murdering his homework. Axel: Well that's one way to get out of doing your homework! "Where's your homework?" "I murdered it." ---------------------------------------------------------- Lexaeus: This is weird, weird, weird. Zexion: This is life, life, life. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Saix is clumsy sometimes. Luxord: And I'm a monkey's uncle. Demyx: Oh really!? Cool! Can I meet your nephew!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Y'all need to stop calling me an "it." I'm not happy about... It. Xigbar: You're not happy about yourself? ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: *Comes up* Asi: Ah, I need you! Ansem: I know you do. Asi: Are you… *Giggles* Are... *Giggles; Takes breath* ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Welcome to Downtown Silent Hill! Xigbar: You sound like a greeter, it's like we're just going on a tour! Marluxia: That's right, to your left you can see a demolished building that's crawling with insects, and to your right you can see bloody, gory buildings that are not demolished that are still probably crawling with insects and dead things. I hope you enjoy your stay! ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: I imagine it's a symbol for a religion, though I'm not sure what kind. Marluxia: Let's just call it religion of freaky shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: If I'm Tinkerbell then you're Peter. Axel: Hell yeah, I love Neverland! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: *About Vexen and Marluxia* What's up with them and their staring contest of doom? Xigbar: I have no idea... Xaldin: You, Peter, get your Tinkerbell and be gone! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: You're screwed. Marluxia: No, I'm not screwed, that's the problem! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I have a bad feeling. Ale: Oh, so do I, but I'm still going to smile because it's more friendly! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Last time you told me something like this you lied! Xigbar: What did I do!? Demyx: You told me that Zexion was an elf! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: If we don't hurry we're gonna be walking through the woods at night. Li: I bet there are damn vampires out here, too. Great. If I turn into a vampire because of you, I will not forgive you. I'm serious, we will not be friends anymore. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: I mean, this guy’s car blew up, and I think Li did it! Li was dating this guy and all, and Li found out that he was cheating on him, and I'm telling you, Li's evil! You leave him and he'll blow up your car, and probably your face! ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: You should have chased the cat off. Xigbar: It's a ghost, it's just gonna look at me like I'm a idiot. Luxord: I do that, does it mean I'm a ghost? ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Why are you knocking on the door like someone's chasing you with a butcher knife? Axel: And what if they had been, and you opened the door to see me dead? What then? What, then? Li: Then I would scream. Axel: And what good is that going to do me? I'm already dead and bleeding on your door step. ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: You're right, you know. Usually when something seems too good to be true, it is. Do you know, there's a very thin line between a dream and a nightmare? Have you ever been having a wonderful dream, when suddenly it all goes black, and you awake alone and scared? Li: Yes. Vexen: Very thin line. And you're about to cross it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I'm not being ungrateful, but I do understand now! You're right, this is like the Garden of Eden, but you're not my dad, you're the snake! But I'm not like Eve, I'm not so easily deceived! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: This place was perfect, but then you had to listen to Vexen and now look where we are! Li: Didn't you hear Vexen? There's a fine line between a dream and a nightmare. The worst nightmares are the best dreams that have been shattered and then pieced together in a different way. ---------------------------------------------------------- Repliku: Did I make you happy? Namine: Of course you did. You always do. Repliku: I can make you happy again. You were the only person I ever had to care about. I mean, I have more now, but you were the first person I cared about. Namine: I'd be happy for you to make me happy again. ---------------------------------------------------------- Namine: Wow, you're really tall. I mean, could you like get down here to my level? I can't see your eyes. Xaldin: *Bends over and glares at her* Namine: *Happily* Oh there they are! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: I wanted to do something to help you... I'm sorry I couldn't... Saix: You did help me. Demyx: I didn't do anything. Saix: Yes you did. I refused to die, because I wasn't going to leave you. All I had to do was think of you and it helped me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: You're my hero, way more than Axel! Roxas: Someone understands! Kairi: Poor Roxas, you don't get enough credit! Roxas: But you understand, that's all that matters to me. Kairi: You'll protect me. Roxas: I will, without a doubt! Never worry! Kairi: How could I, with you around!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: You really are beautiful... Has anyone ever told you that? Saix: I don't know, I didn't pay attention to them if they did. Xemnas: Why? Saix: I guess I didn't care to hear it from them. Xemnas: I guess it doesn't mean anything when I say it, huh? Saix: Oh no, I'll remember you saying it. Xemnas: Saix... *Turns her around* Look at me. I don't know what's right or what's wrong, I don't know. It feels right to be with you, but there's something in the back of my head telling me that it's wrong because you're my best friend, and it's telling me that I'm not good enough for you, and that you wouldn't feel the same way I do, and that I'm a cat, so I should be with another cat! But it doesn't matter, because I know! I don't know how, but I know I know... I know I love you! It's just there, not a feeling, not a thought, I just love you! And not you, not DiZ, not your brother, not anyone else can tell me otherwise, because I know that I love you! And, and I know this! *Kisses her* I know I wanted to do that... Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so selfish, I just did that to you and I don't even know you're feelings, I didn’t ask you or anything! You have my full permission to smack me around... Saix: Xemnas... I'm not going to smack you around! Xemnas: Why are you crying!? Did I upset you!? Saix: No! You didn't upset me! Xemnas: I did! Saix: You can cry for more reasons than just being upset. Xemnas: Oh, did I hurt you!? Saix: No. Xemnas: Did I ruin your dreams? Saix: No! Xemnas: Is it because it was your first kiss and I stole it? Saix: No! Xemnas: Are you upset because I'm a bad kisser!? Saix: *Laughs* No! Xemnas: Then why are you crying!? Saix: *Laughs* Xemnas: Why are you laughing!? What did I do!? Saix: Oh Xemnas, you worry too much! Xemnas: Why are you crying? Do you have something in your eye? Saix: No! It's because I'm happy! Xemnas: You're crying because you're happy? Saix: Yes! Xemnas: You can do that!? Saix: Yes! Xemnas: I made you happy? Saix: Yes. Xemnas: Because I told you I loved you? Saix: Yes. Xemnas: I love you, are you happier? Saix: *Giggles* Yes. Xemnas: Are you happy because I kissed you!? Saix: Yes! Xemnas: *Kisses her again* Are you happier? Saix: Yes! Xemnas: Why? Saix: One, because it's nice to know someone loves you. Xemnas: Oh, yeah... Saix: And for two, I love you, too. Xemnas: ...Really? Saix: Yes. Xemnas: ...You can cry from happiness! Saix: I told you! Xemnas: Saix, I want to stay with you, forever. Saix: I would love that... ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Mean Vexen, mean! Vexen: Stupid Marly, stupid! Marluxia: *Laughs and runs* Vexen: They're bringing me down to their level! ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: Do you think you're better? Demyx: Yeah. Vexen: Sure? Demyx: Yes. Vexen: Okay Dyme, you can play with him. Demyx: What's he gonna do? Vexen: I don't know. Dyme: I'm gonna getcha! Demyx: Don't let him get me! Dyme: Here's the deal. I'm gonna let you go, and you're gonna run, and I'm gonna chase ya, and if ya don't run fast enough, I'm gonna getcha! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: What happened? Axel: I think we just failed epically, and nearly died doing it... ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Registration? Axel: No. Marluxia: Sex? Axel: Not that. Marluxia: What do you mean, "Not that!?" That's the answer to everything! When you don't know it just screw it! ---------------------------------------------------------- Namine: All my love. Repliku: Yeah, keep it to yourself. Namine: Fine, bitch. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: I never got drunk until they started talking about me getting drunk and sleeping with Ansem! Luxord: But you're part of our family! If you hang with the ducks then you must be a duck! Asi: Fine, I'm a duck! Luxord: Yes you are! Asi: I will get drunk like the ducks! Luxord: That's right! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: So you don't mind that I brought you back here, right? Ansem: No, I don't. Asi: Okay. Ansem: Why did you bring me here? Asi: I wanted to. Ansem: But why? Asi: You kept watching me. I liked it. Ansem: Well, you're beautiful. Asi: I knew you were watching me differently. Ansem: I was just admiring your beauty... You have really beautiful eyes... Asi: Thank you... ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Hey. Vexen: Hey. Ansem: Have you been gayed today? ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: *To Sora* If I have anything to do about it you are not going to grow up like Axel, or any man. Roxas: You're going to grow up to be a girl! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: I guess because they're not fake emo like you, huh? Zexion: *Turns the other way* Demyx: Zexion's going to glare out of that window now, it doesn't talk to him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: You're beautiful... Asi: Thank you... You're insane sometimes, but thank you. Ansem: Why do you say that? Asi: For one because I'm a mess... Ansem: Asi, you've never had to impress me, or dress up for me to think you're beautiful. You're beautiful. Asi: Thank you... Ansem: I mean it. Asi: I love you. Ansem: I love you, too... ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: Did you lose your voice? Dyme: *Nods* Asi: We can fix this. *Goes to the kitchen* Oh, this is dangerous... You can come in, you know. Dyme: *Does and just looks at Asi* Asi: Yes? Dyme: Why are you being so nice? Asi: Why wouldn't I be? Dyme: I'm me. Asi: You haven't done anything to me. Dyme: I'm just me, everyone hates me. Asi: You haven't given me a reason to. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Am I that worthless? Asi: No, you're not. Dyme: Is there just no hope for me? Asi: There is. Dyme, you have so much potential and promise, you're not hopeless. Dyme: Oh yeah. This just screams potential. Asi: Sure you need some work with look, but you have potential. Dyme: *Laughs* I'm a mess! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Asi, you believe in me. You think I can do it. You're the only person who's given me half a chance, and that's all I needed. I've heard people calling you a whore and everything, and you're not. You're the best damn, most fabulous gay person I know! Asi: *Laughs* Thank you. Dyme: And you're the best Mama, too! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: Am I not pretty enough? Marluxia: Maybe not for him. Asi: There's nothing left in my life. Demyx: I think you're pretty. Asi: Thank you, Demyx. You're really sweet. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Vexen, are you excited? Vexen: I'm over enthralled. Marluxia: I thought you said uber for a minute, I was excited. Then you broke my dreams, you stepped on them and broke their faces in. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Demyx is bringing his sitar. Luxord: But that thing is huge! Saix: *Shrugs and sits by Asi* He's bringing it. Luxord: He's sitting over there with them! Ale: Why'd you say them like that? Them doesn't like it. Luxord: Because you're children and I'll treat you any damn way I want! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: *Makes an orange milkshake* Dyme: That looks good too. Saix: Do you want one of these too? Dyme: No, I'm fine with my mint chocolate milkshake. Saix: Okay. Dyme: *Goes and takes a huge sip of Saix's orange milkshake* Saix: ...'Kay. Dyme: You were struck by a smooth criminal. *Runs* Saix: *Sighs* Why am I the only one awake with all of them? Dyme: *Comes back* Saix: If you were planning on running, it's not a good idea to come right back. Dyme: No one would ever see it coming. *Laughs evilly* ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You look like a weed. Vexen: ...You look like a bitch! *Slams the lab door* Marluxia: What's that? ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Do you how do!? Axel: ...No. Marluxia: What!? Axel: What!? Marluxia: You're a weed. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Do I need to just go ahead and turn him into a Dusk? Vexen: *Opens the lab door* Yes! Marluxia: Weed! Vexen: Ugh! *Slams the lab door* Marluxia: Oh shut up, you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: I just won't talk to you then. Asi: You hurt my non-existent heart. Ansem: Well you stole mine. Asi: *Giggles happily* ---------------------------------------------------------- Rudlo: Does anyone listen to you? Zenio: No. Rudlo: Then why do you expect me to? ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Will you be happy if I say yes? Li: Yes. Luxord: I'm almost tempted to say no. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: It's nice of you two to decide to join us. Demyx: Sorry we're late, damn. It's not our fault we have lives and you don't. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Will you two go to your respected chairs and hush? Axel: Why do we use them if they're so respected? Demyx: Yeah, shouldn't we like bow to them!? Axel: Yeah, if they're so respected. Xemnas: Get in your damn chairs and shut up! Axel: Okay... It's not our fault you don't have a sense of humor either. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Isn't it ironic that they say you have to be completely heartless to kill someone? Larxene: ...*Smiles* Yeah, that's good. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Asi is hot, but Asi's beautiful to me, and that's how I think of him! There aren't many things that are beautiful to me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Oh, Axel will be here soon! *Squeals* Saix: I hope you know every time you squeal a Barbie dies. Li: Did you just say every time I squeal a Barbie dies? Saix: No, of course not! Li: *Giggles* Oh, okay! Axel loves me. Asi: Eww. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I can't let Asi get hurt, but Asi's having so much fun, but I'm Asi's friend, but he may get mad! Saix: What would Darkwing Duck do!? Li: He'd get dangerous! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zenio: Where are we!? Enve: Nowhere we want to be, Zenio, nowhere we want to be. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: You don't have to come. I don't make you. Vexen: You have a power! A power, and it pisses me off! Ansem: It's because you've been gayed. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Where are y'all going? Vexen: The hell out of dodge. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I don't know if you know me, or if you and Vexen write or talk or whatever, but I'm Vexen's bitch! Zenio: It's nice to meet you. Marluxia: Are you anyone's bitch? Zenio: No! Marluxia: Is anyone you're bitch? Zenio: No. Vexen: Actually, he's a lot of people's bitch if you want to get technical about it, just not sexually. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: I didn't know you were playing the game. Xemnas: Saix made me. He finally pinned me to the bed and told me I was going to lose the game. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: *About becoming a Heartless* I didn't give a damn, and then I met Ansem and my life changed. Embrace the Darkness. ---------------------------------------------------------- Adlin: *Whispering* You lie. Vexen: *Whispering* I do not! Adlin: *Whispering* You lie, like the cake! Vexen: *Whispering* I don't lie like a cake! Adlin: *Whispering* You lie, lie, lie! Vexen: *Whispering* I don't lie, I'm sick of this! Adlin: *Whispering* Lie, lie, lie! Vexen: *Whispering* I do not! *Normal tone* ...Why are we having a whisper fight? Adlin: Lack of anything better to do. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: Cake is so good, I don't know why people say you lie. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: I have to hide this in Saix's room! Luxord: Hey, I had to tell you something about that cake! Asi: What? Luxord: It was made with alcohol. Asi: Wine!? Luxord: Mm hmm. Asi: You're, brilliant! I... *Hugs him* I love you. Luxord: For some reason I love you too. And you know, it's not that difficult. Asi: *Doubtfully* To make it? Luxord: No, to love you. Asi: Really!? Luxord: Of course it's not that difficult for you to get on my nerves either. Asi: Yay! Luxord: Yay. Asi: Yay! *Runs* Luxord: Weirdo. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Oh my God! Saix: What!? Xemnas: I was thinking about your beauty. It stuns me every time I think about it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: You're so beautiful. Asi: You make me this way. Ansem: How? Asi: Because when you feel beautiful you are beautiful, and you always make me feel beautiful. ---------------------------------------------------------- Rudlo: Who’s here? Vexen: *Opens the door* Hello? Yvette: Hello! Vexen: It's her. Rudlo: Get out of my way! Vexen: Wha-? Rudlo: Hello there. Yvette: Hello! Rudlo: And what can I do for you? Yvette: Is Luxord here? Rudlo: What...? Yvette: Is Luxord here? Rudlo: Yes, but don't you want to see me!? Yvette: No, I came to find Luxord. Can I see him? Rudlo: But, don't you see me!? Yvette: Of course I do, you're right there! Rudlo: Are you looking at me? Yvette: I see both of you, you're both right here. Rudlo: I'm handsome, right? Yvette: Well yes, but I need to see Luxord. Rudlo: But look at me! Yvette: Okay... Rudlo: Why aren't you head-over-heels in love with me!? Yvette: I'm sorry. Rudlo: I smiled at you and everything! Yvette: ...And who are you again? Rudlo: ...If you need me, I'll be hanging in my closet... ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: I'm going to go do something. Marluxia: Wait, me, do me! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: It'd be better if I left, right? Asi: I don't know, I don't know what I'd do without you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: Splashie! Asi: What? Kairi: Dyme splashie! Asi: Is he? Kairi: Ah ha. Asi: Dyme, be careful. Dyme: Leave me alone! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: I mean, Lexy's all big, wrestler, smash your ass. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Get your nappy hair off of me! Asi: What did you say!? Luxord: Oh God. Asi: *Stands up and puts his foot on Luxord's stomach to hold him down* What, did, you just say? Luxord: See, I'm afraid if I tell you again, you'll kill me, so I'm not going to tell you. Asi: Come on, tell me! Luxord: No! Asi: Now tell me the real truth! Luxord: What I said or what you want to hear? Asi: What I want to hear. Luxord: You're beautiful, darling. Asi: Thank you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: Stop being an idiot. Marluxia: Stop being a bitch. Both: *Bang heads* Oww! ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: [Sung to the tune of 'Santa Baby'] Marly baby, slip yourself inside of me, oh please! Been a naughty girl, Marly baby, so hurry to my bedroom tonight! ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: [Sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman'] Vexen the scientist- Marluxia: Is a cold and heartless man. He pissed me off so I had him offed- Larxene: By fire from Axel's hand! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: God speaks to me... Listen! Listen to God! Saix: Adam Lambert? Dyme: Yes... *Sighs happily* ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I'm sorry. Marluxia: I forgive you this time, this time. But next time you die. You die, createn. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You know what happens when you assume. Vexen: That's right, now you're an ass! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Larxene, you're the only one who's mean to me! Marluxia: Demyx, you're so gay that your charms don't work on girls, only guys. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Give me some sympathy. Marluxia: Life sucks, end of story. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Will you ever give up on me? Saix: I haven't yet, and I'm not planning to. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I'll get sexy with anybody if the price is right. Axel: Oh please, I've never given you one pretty red cent. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Couldn't he have the element of Death? He has a scythe. Xigbar: Marly's the Grim Weeder! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: All I know is I have a headache, and to get rid of it I need to stab somebody. Demyx: That must be one killer headache. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: As long as Ale's happy, that's my whole world. ---------------------------------------------------------- Sora: You know, I should really take out your family, Riku. Riku: I think that'd put a damper on our relationship, Sora. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: I never even wanted kids! Asi: I didn't either... Ansem: And there he was, and he was perfect... ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Go get your sister. Riku: But she'll beat me up, thanks to Mama! Ansem: Riku, stop being a baby. Go or I'll possess you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: If I don't help a princess now then I'll never become a princess! Luxord: You're always my princess. Asi: Aww! ---------------------------------------------------------- Rudlo: Leave me alone, woman, let me be mean! Nelera: Fine! Rudlo: Fine! Nelera: Fine! Rudlo: Fine! You really are. Nelera: Well thank you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Nelera: Hi there. Rudlo: Hello. You finally grew up. Nelera: I did. Rudlo: You grew up rather nicely. Nelera: I know, unfortunately no one's got to see that yet. Rudlo: Pity. Nelera: Isn't it? I need some help though. Rudlo: If you ever need my assistance, I'm here. Nelera: Alright then. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: All of my logic was lost to you. Xigbar: Well I don't have it. Xaldin: Somewhere out there, logic is floating around. ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: My ideas aren't stupid, I'll show you stupid. Riku: We can see it. Dyme: All we have to do is look at you, Kairi. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Do you want me to come with Xigbar? Asi: Yes. *Hangs up* My Daddy's coming, and he's bringing the guns. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I will stop them with Bitch Plz! Marluxia: Bitch Plz? Behold, my awesome powers of Bitch Plz! Axel: I'll put the Bitch Plz on you! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Here I thought Luxord was always a winner. Marluxia: Nah... Not in the pink, fluffy, flowery, perfumed muddle that is my mind... Axel: What mind...? I don't think it grew back after last winter... Marluxia: You, dear sir, are a pain in the ass... ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Apparently I have a malfunction... Marluxia: We have detected a problem. A fatal error has occurred. Please reboot your Axel to continue. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: And yes, loser, this means you Xigbar, I am a veritable maelstrom of avarice, A.K.A., endlessly greedy. Now pay up that cash you owe me. Xigbar: Oh, so maelstrom means endlessly greedy? Luxord: ...No. Maelstrom is the name of a giant and vicious whirlpool in Norway. When Edgar Allen Poe used the word it got a new meaning. 'A violent or turbulent situation.' Veritable means 'being truly or very much so' and avarice meaning 'greed.' Therefore I am truly a violent situation of greed. In simpler terms... Give me my damn munny and I won't murder you. |
| Ven: But Terra said we can't. Aqua: But I'm the Mommy and I said we could. When Mommy doesn't get her way then Daddy doesn't have sex. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: That's what I think too. Zenio only works as friends with girls, because Zenio is gay. Everyone agree? Marluxia: Yes. Zexion: So we're decided. Bring Zenio his cake, he's gay. Larxene: ...I'll be gay if you get cake. Lexaeus: If I was straight, I'd be gay now. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zenio: Come on, let’s take a ride. Li: I want to take a ride on your disco stick. Zenio: Wha-what!? Li: Yeah, come on, Zenio! Zenio: No! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Enve's like the teacher guy off of those commercials. Zenio: I know, he really is. Enve: Alright, I'll boost. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Hey Enve, Zenio wants to take a ride on your disco stick. Zenio: Li! Enve: ...Okay. Zenio: Enve! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Zexy, why are you complaining? Zexion: I don't know. Lexaeus: Because Zexion's a little bitch. Zexion: What!? Lexaeus: You're a little bitch. You're my little bitch. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Squeak! Marluxia: *Stands up* Zexion: I'm sorry! Marluxia: *Throws him on the couch* What was that? I thought you were saying something about being sorry. Zexion: I'm sorry... Master Marluxia. Marluxia: Alright. *Gets up* Oh yeah, I could get used to that. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Do you think he wants to, Enve? Enve: Well, he is blushing. Li: Ooh, Zenio, what dirty thoughts you have. Enve: I can feel him blushing. Li: Feel? Enve: Yeah, his face is really hot. Li: Zenio, what are you thinking that's got you all hot? ---------------------------------------------------------- Lexaeus: *Comes in the room with the lights off; With angry, deep voice* Axel... Axel: ...God? Listen, man, whatever you saw, whatever you thought you saw, it wasn't me... Li: *Cracking up* Axel: Stop laughing, I'm talking to God! Li: You're killing me! Axel: I don't know what I did! Li: You're making me laugh to death! You'll be responsible for my death! Axel: Look, I didn't do that either. If you'd just talk to me in my head this wouldn't happen. They'd just hear me saying, "God," and say, "Shut up, Axel, you're an idiot." So seriously, it wasn't me. Li: Zen- Axel: It was Marly. Zenio: Umm, yes? Marluxia: Why you! *Hits Axel* I didn't do it! Axel: Well I didn't do it! Zenio: Did someone want me? Li: I did! Zenio! You and Enve need to go have a long talk with God! Zenio: What!? Axel: They can wait their turn, I'm talking to God! Now, I didn't do it, God. Lexaeus: It was me. Axel: It was him, see. He did it. Lexaeus: No, I'm talking to you. Axel: ...Oh. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: Look, we're across from the roastory. Li: That is called the rotisserie, not the roastory! Asi: ...It's the roastory... ---------------------------------------------------------- Adlin: I annoy people, I don't mean to. Briga: He really doesn't. He doesn't know people are actually getting mad at him until they show him they're mad. Like me, he doesn't realize when he's actually making me mad most of the time. Adlin: I don't know until I'm in pain and, "Yo, dude, what are you doin'!?" ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Dam... Demyx. I almost said damn it for Demyx. Axel: "Damn it, go over there." "Bring me that, Damn it!" "Damn it! Come here!" Li: *Laughing* You're killing me. Axel: At least God's not here. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Behold, the mega bitch plz! Axel: *Looks all around* Where!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: There needs to be a story where the villain wins. Li: There is, it's called everyday life, the government wins. The end. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Honestly Zenio, you're not a very good squirrel. You don't like heights at all. But you do horde things like a squirrel. Zenio: I know, I'm not the best squirrel. I don't even like nuts. Li: *Laughs* Oh yes you do. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: You're right, Zenio lied about what he said last night. Li: About liking nuts!? *Squeals* ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Zenio, what are you thinking about? Are you thinking about things that you and Enve did? Because if so then please think out loud. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: At least you do like some kind of nuts though. See, you're a good squirrel. And you horde those nuts, too. You're all, "No one is allowed to touch these nuts. They're mine!" ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: *Rubbing on Zenio* Zenio: *Pulls away* Li: Look, you gotta understand, you and me, we're pimp-tight. We're down with each other! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: No, bring them home! Zenio: But the babies! Ansem: I don't care. Zenio: They're quite interesting! Ansem: So, I'm interesting. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Axel, aren't you scared of me? Marluxia and Axel: *Bust out laughing* Axel: No! Marluxia: What is there to be afraid of? Honestly, Demyx is something to be feared, he controls water and shit. He could like, flood the world and kill us all. Axel: Yeah, and it rains all the time. Saix and Demyx could kill us all. We have a full moon always shining and it's always raining. Marluxia: Yeah, and he controls Nothingness. Axel: Oooh, nothing. Marluxia: What's he going to do? Use Nothingness to do, nothing? Wow. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: *To Xemnas* Haven't you learned the Top Dwellers from Oblivion aren't afraid of you? Two of them were planning to take you over and one of them was working with me. Marluxia: ...To take you over. Saix: Yes, to take you over. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: I listen to whoever is in command at the moment. If y'all take over then I'm going to switch sides. I'm not stupid. And if the majority is going to this side then I'm going to that side too. They have rum. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Oooh, someone messed the sheets up, oooh. I think me and Asi did that. Vexen: Yeah. Ansem: Hmm... Vexen did it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Where did you go!? Vexen: I came to lay down, I'm tired, damn it! Ansem: You can't just leave me, I'm your best friend! Vexen: Lay down and go to sleep, best friend. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I tried to fight Saix, but I gave up. I was not going to die for them. Then Xaldin comes and practically knocks me out of the way and, "I'll take care of this, since you can't, Xigbar. You're not strong enough, so big, bad Xaldin will take care of this." Well big, bad Xaldin got his ass kicked! Got, his, ass, kicked! And I stood there and laughed! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: You're a moron. Enve: I didn't, look. Wait until I'm awake, and fully conscious, and then do something stupid, and then call me a moron. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: Mmm, knock you out. Xigbar: Mama said knock you out. Demyx: Nah ah, not my Mama. My mama said knock you to hell and back. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Are you a good woman? Larxene: Oh yes. I'm a good woman, but a bad girl. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: We're going to get in trouble all the time. Zenio: Why? Dyme: Me. You will have to learn that pain, misery, and trouble are my companions, and now you. Zenio: Pain, trouble, and Zenio. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I thought he was God, okay? He came in with this booming voice and, "Axel." Demyx: Who says God has a booming voice? Axel: The Bible. Demyx: Where? Axel: "And God said unto man in his booming voice..." ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I'm bi. Demyx: What!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: So Superior and Saix are gone!? Demyx: Can I be Second? Xigbar: We don't know who's first! Demyx: You are. Can I be your Second? I'll be your Second if you'll be my first. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: That car is Japan's hottest import. Sometimes, that's what Zenio is going to be in our school. Dyme: Japan's hottest import? Axel: Oh yeah. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: I love messing with cats, they get so pissed off. Dyme: Zenio's going to get mad at you, he loves cats. Enve: I love him and I like to make him mad too. He's cute when he's mad. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zenio: Enve thought that I would be mad at him for that, which I was upset, but I knew why Enve did what he did. I told him that I wasn't upset anymore, that I just needed to get it out and to tell y'all that I had been upset. I guess I just wanted to be honest about everything. But apparently he thought that I'd be upset and that I'd break up with him, because we used to break up when we argued. And I told him that he was an idiot. Li: *Giggles* Aww, that's so cute! Zexion: Idiot has never been cuter. Li: It is cute! Zenio: Well, he was. I told him that he was an idiot, and that it's true that I have broke up with him in the past because of things like that, but that he had to know by now that I can't live without him. Li: Aww... Zenio: I mean it. I've known it for a long time, but now I've fully come to terms with the fact that I can't live without him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: I know what you all say about my theories- Axel: They're stupid. Demyx: Yeah, but- My theories are not stupid, they're just off the wall! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: I'll be bitchin', you'll be loserin'. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: That ticks me off to this day! I mean, sure, it only happened an hour ago, but I'm still mad! ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Bloody damn stupid from bloody hell and back, you don't even know, I'm so mad, I want some freakin' tea! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I have to cut this meat thing. Okay. *Calls his scythe* What better way!? ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: See, everyone's confused and confrazzled, so Marly's here to scoop the dillio! Ma-rly? Ma-rly. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I will get Axel to end you, it's what I do, I get Axel to end you, and then the asshole betrays me, pisses me off! God damn, my life sucks! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: My emo hair kicks your emo hair's ass. ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: I hope he doesn't kill him. That's my ride home. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: You broke my heart! My non-existent heart at that! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: My relaxed mood is slowly sinking down to a mood of intense agitation and aggravation! ---------------------------------------------------------- Lumaria: Don't be hatin', it's not my fault I'm prettier than you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ienzo: Good God, we thought you had been murdered! And now that you're here, we're going to kill you! ---------------------------------------------------------- Lumaria: I am the mighty fine royal fabulousness. ---------------------------------------------------------- Rould: You see, the thing about arguing with me is, I always win. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Who are all you freaks, I don't remember inviting you to my party. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Part of me wants to die, and the other part's pretty freaked out too! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: Ugh! I was trying to be sad, and alone, and agh! Hide under my covers! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I'm bored. Come here. *Kicks Axel* That didn't even work! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Look, there are going to be some changes in this Organization. Either he goes or I go! ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: I'd rather you not be here, but now that you are, don't mess with me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I didn't sleep much last night. Vexen was experimenting and he was scaring me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: I will smack you. Then I'll reverse time and I will do it again! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: It's weird, how we didn't have anybody until we became Nobody. ---------------------------------------------------------- Myde: You love me, I know you don't want to, but I'm just too darn cute. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: A thought just occurred to me. It's pure genius. I want you to die, I'm going to kill you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: That's like, awful. That rapes my soul. It rapes my soul violently. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: *To Luxord* I love your sarcasm, I can't even recognize it you're so cynical. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Oh my God, I'm back, ho shit! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: It's not sleepy time, it's wakey upy time! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I have an awful problem with planning ahead. Actually, it's not awful, it's simple. I just don't do it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: It's out there in the middle of nowhere, all the better so no one can hear you scream. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I thought that when we became Nobodies it was predestined that we would have awesome hair. ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: Unless he can find something to put his energy into, then he's just going to build up that energy and... Bother us. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: I just hope that everything turns out well. I know it won't. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Look! *Calls his scythe* Calm, down! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Why isn't sugar banned from everything, like people? Don't people get sugar high, so isn't it a drug? ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Remember, be nice around other's, be mean behind their backs. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Am I going to have to get Vexen in here to literally chill you out? ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: And that's just your special way of saying... Well, I don't know what you're saying, but it's special! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Yo, yo, yo, welcome to the show! ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Don't question me. I usually don't lie, but I cannot give a normal answer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Kairi: I'm a big tough girl, I make little boys cry! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Just admit it, you're a loser, I'm a winner, end of story. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Can we just get this over with? The sooner we talk about this the sooner we can get to killing people. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: My arm hurts. I think it's because I haven't killed anyone recently. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: I will do whatever it takes to make him see he loves me! I will annoy it out of him! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: I didn't know what he was doing, didn't ask, didn't care. I just seduced him to come with me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: You need to go out, do something, see things, have fun, shop... ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Oh, I missed you sexy people. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: You know what, you figure this out, I'm tired of it. I'm going to go with Zexion and Vexen and be smart... ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: I'm super happy that you're happy! I think you're a freak, but there's not many people I don't think that about! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I guess he's just realistic. But you're not realistic, you're a dream come true. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I feel like I'm going to go kick someone's ass, and I don't know who. It's like, let’s go, kick some ass! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Look at us, we're like, sexy personified. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Only the weak eat, the strong suffer. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I would just like to let everyone here know that blondes are It. So if you're a blonde, I applaud you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: You disgraced the name of love. And for that, I click my tongue at you. *Clicks his tongue* ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: We're bitchin' awesome, but you wouldn't know about that. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: I hate it when you're sick! It just makes me want to go out and hurt people! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ienzo: Can't we all just stay home and have a nice freakin' meal, like a freakin' family! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dilan: The day I start imagining you freaks is the day I want to die. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: You sound like me. Please don't do anything that I would do. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: Everyone here knows, but they wouldn't dare tell anyone! From fear of wrath of me! That's what happens when people make me angry, people die. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: This is Axel, and I'm better than him. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: *Hits Xigbar* Stop laughing at me, I'm angsting! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I'm going back to Wonderland, stuff makes sense there! ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: *To Saix* You know how the sun shines, and the moon glows. Well that's what your eyes do, they glow, like magic. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: What if this place is disconnected from the world, what if this place is an alternate universe, what if we're in... The Twilight Zone? ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: *To Saix* And your eyes... They remind me of the moon. They're so bright, and when you look at me, it's like moonbeams, shining on me and no one else in the world. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: You know me though, I'll be fine, nothing can stop me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: I usually wanted romance... That always seemed right for me... But I always ended up with jerks instead. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: I hate the beep-a-de-beep cold! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Will you two stop it! You annoy the hell out of me and I don't even know what's going on! ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: Vexen would agree. Actually, Vexen wouldn't care! Which I'm going to start doing now! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: I think he's an emo disguised as a model. He's like emo Barbie! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: They're not going to listen to reason. If I had a gun... ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: I don't know what to do, he's all in there crying and being a girl and stuff! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: Keep all the fun one's alive. Kill all the others. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: I'm just going to chill here. Bring it the hell on. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: If I had a gun I'd shoot you down, and then kick you for good measure! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: I'm better anyway, because I... I don't know, I'm just great. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Will you pet me, and hold me, and love me? Are you gonna smack me? ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: I hate clever people! Thank God for you two! ---------------------------------------------------------- Saix: Yes, because we all just sit here and chit about it... Chit chat... ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: The best thing about illusions? They disappear. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: You don't screw me, I'm Ansem! You submit! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: I'm going to start charging for my services. Call Axel, I'll Do Shit To Help You. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: I never told you about the epic dream I had nights ago! It wasn't that epic, but... I was the Sun God! ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: There's a lightning storm outside, so I was out catching lightning. I'm totally buzzed now. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: This looks like a dark part of town where people will shoot me. Why am I here? ---------------------------------------------------------- Vexen: Killing me is bad, killing me makes you all go to hell! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Yeah, just so you know, I care far more about me then I will ever care about you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: I'm squeak happy! If you hug me tightly I will squeak! ---------------------------------------------------------- Ansem: I don't believe in magic, only in the power of Darkness. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xigbar: Frigid bridges, Batman, that is one bad Sora! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: What doesn't kill you just makes you pissed off at each other! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Either we need to get the hell outta dodge before bad things go down, or get some snacks to sit back and watch. ---------------------------------------------------------- Luxord: We're doomed to epic-failurism. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: You're all so damn mean! This is why I like living in virtual reality. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xaldin: I hate cute things, they make me stab angry! ---------------------------------------------------------- Repliku: Don't make me put you on my Sucks List! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: This is why I can take over. I appeal to people, I'm beautiful. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Sora's gonna be there, bouncin' around you. Like a kangaroo on speed. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: You're so mean, Vexen! You abusive blonde bitch! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: It'd be sad if we left Ale in the cold. He'd be out there in a field somewhere, trippin' on fireflies. ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Just say no to being straight! ---------------------------------------------------------- Marluxia: Be above being straight. Be gay. ---------------------------------------------------------- Xemnas: You'll all exist again! You'll all have the right to exist! Saix: Xemnas, do you think I should exist? Xemnas: Yes. Saix: Then that's all that matters to me. Xemnas: What? Saix: That's all that matters to me. As long as you think I should, then I don't care if anyone else does. ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: Nobodies? But why? Xemnas: Because we're empty... We shouldn't even exist. Isa: How can you say that!? Of course you're supposed to exist! ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: So that's it then? You're just going to leave. Xemnas: I don't belong here. Isa: Of course you do! Xemnas: I shouldn't exist! ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: I never thought of you as a liar. You told me that you'd always love me. Xemnas: No, I didn't. I told you, I'm not me anymore. Don't you understand, Isa... I'm not Xehanort... I don't know if you'd want to know, but I'm not called Xehanort anymore. Maybe I will be again one day, but for now, I'm Xemnas... Goodbye. Isa: So... So he's really gone? Xehanort's gone. Xemnas: For now... Goodbye, Isa. Isa: ...*Sobs as he goes into the Darkness* ---------------------------------------------------------- Isa: There's so much I want to do... Rould: Like what? Isa: I want to cry, break something, scream... And I can't do any of it. Rould: Why? Isa: Because I don't have the will too... Rould: Isa... Your heart's broken... Isa: Huh, is this what it feels like then, when your heart's broken? Rould: Yes... ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Bitch plz. Dyme: Do not bitch plz me, he is my bitch and you can't have him, even if you do say please! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: Smack a bitch! *Hits Li* Li: *Glares* Axel: I'm glad you understood! ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: You're supposed to bop him on the head! Marluxia: I can't, he's naked. Axel: You can't bop naked bitches on the head? Marluxia: Not when they're Dyme's! Axel: Oh, you can only bop naked bitches when they're not Dyme's. Marluxia: Yeah. ---------------------------------------------------------- Larxene: I have to make sure everything gets done right. Zexy's with his new boyfriend, Xaldin's a bitch, and Saix isn't here. That means it's up to me, the fourth lady of the castle. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: *Holds up a pushpin* Don't tempt me. I know how to push. Demyx: Into me? Zexion: Yes. Okay, that sounded really bad, but I will hurt you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Axel: In our world fire beats ice! Demyx: In our world my Mommy kicks your ass! Yeah, keep on! ---------------------------------------------------------- Asi: But Luxy, we're going to see Harry Potter! Luxord: I don't want to go see Harry Potter, I want to go see Mickey Mouse! Marluxia: *Sarcastically* Oh yeah, because Mickey Mouse is totally more bad ass than Harry Potter. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: We have to get up and do things. Zexion: Get on top of me and do me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zexion: See, I was Virgo. I was the Virgin. Dyme: Well I fixed that, didn't I? ---------------------------------------------------------- Hideaki: This is all your fault. Enve: My fault!? I didn't do anything! You're the one who messed up. Hideaki: My mistake, your fault. ---------------------------------------------------------- Enve: *Going to turn on the fish light* Okay fishes, let me turn you on, because everyone likes to be turned on. ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Welcome to the Nut House. That's Enve's pants! ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: So how do you like them apples? How do you, Zenio? Zenio: They're fine. Dyme: Don't you like apples? Zenio: They're alright. Dyme: No, you have to like apples! Zenio: What is the deal with me having to like apples lately! First Li with the applesauce saying I had to like it, and now you! Demyx: *Cracks up* Zenio: I'm serious! What, is the world going to end if I don't like apples or something!? What's so funny, Demyx!? Demyx: You just overreact! Zenio: I am not overreacting, people have been talking about me liking apples lately, and I don't know why! Demyx: *Falls over laughing* Zenio: This is ridiculous. I do not have to like apples. Demyx: Yes, you have to like apples, Zenio, you have to! How do you like them apples? Zenio: I hate you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Demyx: *After touching Zenio to annoy him* You're really warm, can I have some? Zenio: No, you cannot have any of my warmth! ---------------------------------------------------------- Li: Oh Enve. Enve: What? Li: Nothing. I just like to "Enve" you. Everyone does. Enve: They can't help it. Li: Everyone is envious of you. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dyme: Sometimes I have better things to do. Like Zexy. |
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